“fanaticism is the only way to put an end to the doubts that constantly trouble the human soul.”― Paulo Coelho, The Zahir
Things that make you feel like a badass:
- A brush hog for your tractor
- Driving your tractor through town to the gas station (badass/slightly ridiculous)
- Driving around with a tractor tire in the back of your car (along with chicken feed, chicken bedding, buckets, a traffic cone… and have I mentioned that the Element is an amazing car and totally beats your pickup truck for ability to stuff it full of crap)
- Successfully putting said tire on your tractor and filling it with fluid without fucking it up too badly!!! (And seriously the minor fuck up I blame partially on the tractor place not putting in the tube which I specifically asked for and instead putting in one without the handy thing which prevents the valve stem from going inside the tire when deflated)
Even the puppy.
She does not like the cold on her paws.
Six yards of shit.
OK fine – “manure”
watch out weeds!
Chicken+Pumpkin = Chumpkin.
Trust me, I know these things.